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Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
10 E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
9 Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8 You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
7 Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
6 Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5 Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
4 Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3 You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2 On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
1 Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
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