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Vol 679 - March 23, 2008 - You Know you're Old When..
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes from England Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" Expert : "Er, yes." (Channel 4 News) "If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal." (Jimmy Hill -- BBC) "Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names." (Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3) "Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily." (Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine) "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." (Metro Radio Sports Commentary) Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day." Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?" (Talk Radio) Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?" 15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time." (BBC Radio 4) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Know you're Old When.. You know you're old when.... - In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. - It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. - Kidnappers are not very interested in you. - No one expects you to run into a burning building. - People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" - People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. - There's nothing left to learn the hard way. - Things you buy now won't wear out. - You buy a compass for the dash of your car. - You can eat dinner at 4:00 - You can live without sex but not without glasses. - You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. - You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. - You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. - You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. - You get into a heated argument about pension plans. - You got cable for the weather channel. - You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. - You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. - You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. - You send money to PBS. - You sing along with the elevator music. - You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. - Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. - Your back goes out more than you do. - Your ears are hairier than your head. - Your eyes won't get much worse. - Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. - Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. - Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. - Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== AMAZING BUDDHIST MONKS CREATE HUGE SAND ART DISPLAY - 11 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/135790.html AMAZING TWSTERS AND TORNADOS! - 2 - TWIN WATERSPOUTS - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/135920.html BABY TURTLES - GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/136057.html THE EVOLUTION AND COST OF COMPUTER MEMORY! - AMAZING! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/136126.html STRANGE TREE - LOOKS LIKE A BIG MUSHROOM! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/136182.html POLICEMAN TO IDIOT LAWYER: ...BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR ??? - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/136252.html RICK MONDAY SAVES THE AMERICAN FLAG 1976 - TOP 100 BASEBALL PLAYS IN HISTORY - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/136298.html STRANGE"PEEP SHOW" POLE DANCING BUNNIES & CHICKS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/136304.html JOHN F KENNEDY MEETS THE POPE - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/136338.html STRANGE TREE HARVESTING MACHINE - IT LOOKS LIKE AN INSECT! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/136345.html STRANGE 'JESUS' CAR - COVERED WITH RELIGIOUS ITEMS AND TEXT - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/136346.html STRANGE OLD MAGAZINE AD - LYSOL LOVE-QUIZ - FEMININE HYGIENE PROBLEMS? - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/136350.html US AIR FORCE CARGO PLANE WITH SNOW SKIDS - VISIT THE PENGUINS - ANTARCTIC FLY IN - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/136351.html STRANGE TOYS - ATOMIC BOMB EXPERIMENT KIT - NUKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136352.html STRANGE BLONDE SOCCER - HARD CORE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/136353.html BICYCLE COPS 'ESCORT' KENYAN MARATHON RUNNER THROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/136354.html STRANGE 'CAR' COVERED CAR! - TINY LITTLE MATCHBOX CARS - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/136359.html STRANGE 'NIGHT' PICTURE OF THE EART FROM SPACE - AMAZING LIGHTS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/136361.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - MISC. - Strange - Moronic - Goofy - Silly http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/8_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week New Words - New Definitions - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/106434.html New Medications for Women Only - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/105865.html Strange Laws - US & Around the World - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/105775.html Strange Definitions - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/105994.html Strange "Rage" Incidents Around The World - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/106285.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Holiday Jokes & Humor - Xmas, Turkey Day, etc. http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/category/121_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning Tsunamis - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) 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